Tag: Pumpkin Scissors
Pumpkin Scissors parody 19
“Alice, you must stop thinking about BI!”
Posted: June 16th, 2008 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 18
With Randel seeming depressed, Stekkin decides to find out more about his Pleasure habits to see if there’s anything that can be done to improve his love life. But when he claims that he wants all the lovers in the world, is there anything that can be done? I’m all for dancing…
Posted: June 11th, 2008 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 17
The epic final showdown between Gun and Flaming Pleasure has begun, but which form of HARD GAY is the strongest? And can anyone who participates in these dangerous types of Pleasure ever live to tell the tale? “Hans, when give the signal, you must give me HARD GAY.”
Posted: September 12th, 2007 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 16
With the Viagra crisis still ongoing, rumours of documents containing explicit diagrams of advanced HARD GAY techniques cause the army to mobilise in search of them. Can Section III save the day or will they too fall prey to wanting to see these new Pleasuring methods? “What do you think of my facelift? Do I [...]
Posted: August 23rd, 2007 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 15 part II
Hunks finally turns up for a HARD GAY appointment. “Well, I guess that wasn’t bad HARD GAY, if not really worth the wait.”
Posted: July 17th, 2007 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 15 part I
Whilst the Viagra racket refuses to crack under pressure, Huang Gai decide to turn up the heat by sending out an operative to administer Flaming Pleasure to anyone who wants it- and even those who don’t. How will Pumpkin Scissors deal with these threats to the efficient distribution of BI? “First, a word from this [...]
Posted: July 16th, 2007 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 14 part II
“Why is there a description of Cane techniques here?” “The waterworks president came over to give me Cane in exchange for releasing that generic.”
Posted: July 12th, 2007 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 14 part I
When Section III tries to help a group of sewer-dwelling refugees set up new lives on the surface, they unsurprisingly run into difficulties. Not only is the underground world one of seedy BI, but someone down there has started distributing Viagra- just who is it who is not up to giving Pleasure on their own [...]
Posted: July 11th, 2007 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 13 part II
“This seems like a contrived way to get us into the plot.” “She gives good BI, and I’m sure she’d reward you.”
Posted: June 29th, 2007 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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Pumpkin Scissors parody 13 part I
When a foreign princess arrives in the country in search of local BI, Machs finds himself escorting her- but can a man who prefers HARD GAY really hope to satisfy the needs of a woman? A New Wang outlet is sighted.
Posted: June 28th, 2007 under Pumpkin Scissors.
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