Archive for 'Retro Cheese'
It’s been a long road, but the end is finally in sight, or is it? For although our animated journey must end, the chaos is not over as the Three Kingdoms era properly begins…
A little over a year ago, I introduced the unintentional hilarity that was Romance of the Three Kingdoms, a 1991 series notable for its remarkable cheesiness and incredibly poor subtitles. Now, the series is finally complete but the question remains- was it really worth sitting through? The answer to that, quite simply, is no, but [...]
Even as Cao Cao laughs evilly and plots his victory, Zhou Yu and the forces of Wu are preparing to move against him so that Huang Gai can give Wei the very first taste of Flaming Passion. Meanwhile, the godlike Zhuge Liang decides to invent some new HARD GAY techniques.
There’s a new genius in town; his name is Pang Tong and he has a fondness for bondage. Can Pang Tong convince Wu and Wei to adopt his ways, or will the classic techniques win out over whips and chains?
When Zhou Yu decides to slip a man into the enemy camp, he has to choose carefully. Eventually, he settles on Huang Gai, a man whose HARD GAY prowess will sure make Cao Cao fall for him straightaway. Unfortunately, in order to pique Cao Cao’s interests, Huang Gai must first master a dangerous type of [...]
In an attempt to show that there are things even Zhuge Liang cannot do, Zhou Yu sets him the task of giving HARD GAY 100,000 times in just three days! Is Zhuge up to the task, or will that just wear out his Liang?
Whilst Cao Cao continues to work his way through Fei Wong’s villain’s phrasebook, he sends an underling to subvert Zhou Yu through HARD GAY. But can he really hope to have a chance against one of the masters of the bedroom?
Realising that he may never be able to convert Zhuge Liang from pure HARD GAY to BI, Zhou Yu decides that he must instead remove his rival and all who insist on following HARD GAY despite the dawning of a new era. Can Zhuge Liang and the righteous warriors of Shu fend off the insidious [...]
Liu Bei may be ‘first wife’, but now that he is in Wu, Zhuge Liang sees no harm in trying the local men. Certainly Sun Quan has taken his fancy, but how will he feel about Zhou Yu, a man known to have given up pure HARD GAY in favour of the pursuit of BI?
“Kong Ming, you are wrong.” “Actually, I am right.” “Yes, I see your point.”