Azure Flame Reloaded

Lia confronts Louis. Louis: Yes, I was the one who killed Lia, Marie and, er, what’s-her-name through intense STRAIGHT. That is why HARD GAY has abandoned me and left me to rot. Meanwhile, Robin has a cross melted down and turned into bullets. (Robin: These holy bullets will surely produce a heavenly BI experience.) Robespierre: [...]

Louis advances on Anna, Sword in hand. (Anna: I feel like I should run away, but I just can’t be bothered. What’s the point of living in a world where d’Eon doesn’t even know who I am, and my only offers of STRAIGHT come from old men and little boys?) Louis gives Anna fatal Sword; [...]

The year is 1742, and the body of Lia de Beaumont has just been found in a coffin floating down the Seine- and for her brother d’Eon, it signals the start of a journey. Possessed by Lia’s restless soul, he finds himself driven to find the cause of her death, and in so doing, he [...]

Orleans: Teillagory! Who am I going to have HARD GAY with now? Orleans runs away. Teillagory: I did not want to die in throes of HARD GAY, but now that it has happened that way, it does not feel so bad. My son and my comrades are surely waiting to service me in Heaven.

Orleans looks at the captive d’Eon. Orleans: Hmm, I think I shall have Cane with him. Teillagory: I was hoping you’d leave it to me…er, I mean, I didn’t think you’d go to the trouble of servicing him yourself. Orleans: I want to see his face when I give him a taste of Cane.

Lia-d’Eon sees Durand’s spirit leave for the afterlife. (Durand: I’m off for some HARD GAY in Heaven, a place of Zhuge Liangs.) Back in France, Louis writes down the name of the night’s lover. Louis: And tonight, I choose Generic Advisor! (Pompadour: Damn!) Pompadour thinks back to a conference with Saint-Germain. Saint-Germain: Even if we [...]

Lia-d’Eon stands over Dashwood’s body. (Lia-d’Eon: He did not have the stamina for BI.) Teillagory sheathes his sword. (Teillagory: The old antique will have to wait a bit before it gets some action.) Dashwood’s blood has formed a message telling the heroes to go to the New World. (D’Eon: Damn, does this mean he wants [...]

(Readers of the Alt-Chev parodies will remember the Durand pregnancy arc- well, here we have further proof.) Teillagory gives Sword to the attacking generics, but something seems wrong with Durand. (Durand: What’s happening? This feels more painful than Pleasurable!) Lia: Input Spell Command! Everyone stand still while I chant! Sandwich fidgets as Lia chants. (Sandwich: [...]

Dashwood talks to his underlings at Medmenham Abbey. Dashwood: Gwakaka, soon Robespierre will be here, and then battle will commence! Robespierre, Giuseppe and Lorenza ride to the abbey in a carriage. Robespierre: Whilst we’re here, would you mind giving me some quick BI? Here, I’ll pay you in advance- I’ll just give you a blank [...]

Robin, d’Eon and Teillagory are back at their safe house. Robin: Is it really okay to be back here? Teillagory: We need to have HARD GAY, and this is a good place for it. If you’re worried that someone might come in and see how small you are, just move to somewhere where they can’t [...]